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Peter no hospital:

 

So, doctor...is peter healthy?

 

My godness! You will be dead in a month ! o.o..........

 

what??

 

*um monte d coisa com um sutake incompreensivel*

 

now! on to you!

 

so..what do you think? pretty healthy, uh?

 

well, mister griffin...lets take a look on your phisical results!

AH!! *dxa cair a fixa*

There is a spider in here!!

now...here we go.

Mister griffin...you're going to expire in a month.

This is your driver license, isn't it?

Unfortunatelly, I'm afraid you're going to die!

When you watch this D. March Celebrity *alguma coisa*

 

Why you just tell us how peatty heath is?!

 

Uh...mister griffin...I'm not quite sure how to say this...kim...bassindger..bay singer...bay baysindger...baysinger...

humpf

but now..on to the cancer...you are a cancer, right? You are born in july?

Now...on this test results

my....is much worse than I thought!

My son got a D- on his history test!

now mister griffin...that liver gotta come out!

It has been in the microwave for 3 minutes ..and it will get dry!

now.......

 

please...please...we can't take anymore stick...please just tell us, is peatty healthy??

 

Oh yeah, he is fine...he is just really fat.

 

Oh , thank god!

 

Oh oh wait wait, hang on a second...did you say I was fat??

 

well well uh, yeah...you are pretty fat.

 

hmmmm............ok....this is news to me.....uh....

 

 

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ROFLMAOFTWBBQ!!!!!!!

 

EDIT

 

Family guy x Cristianismo:

 

A party couldn't be any better if jesus himself shown up

 

Ok everybody...for my next miracle...I'm gonna turn water...into FUNK!

 

Hey petter...your dead stinks...

I'm working triple service and I'm still not the employer of the week...

How may I compeat with that?

 

hey, where is he, anyway?

 

well...this will be for my fourth birth...It looks like someone's in the zone...

 

ohhhhhhh, top *alguma coisa* jesus

 

yep..or was it...wop, wow, wo, UIA!

 

Oh, god, kill me now...

 

*telefone*

Hello!

Ka ha haaareennn

 

In fact...did you know that jesus and moses used guns to conquer the romans?

 

Look...it's dancing with me @.@

It's like this just incredibly benevolent force that once to me has noticed...no reason to be afraid! @.@

Sometimes there is so much beauty in the world that make my hearth burns

 

IS JUST SOME TRASH BLOWING IN THE WIND!

YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COMPLICATED YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM IS??

 

I went back to visit jesus christ

turn out his habilities might be *sutake dificil d intender*

 

Da nananana ta nananan danananan ta nananana *Rindo litros*

 

In the year...33 A.D....

 

The messiah...is gone O.O

 

where did he go?

 

hang on

 

man, you're crazy, jesus?You're Crazy?!

 

 

That was what my ex-wife said.

 

For a son of god, you are sure a son of a...*wow*

 

Chris Tucker....and jim...ca...cazivel?Is that it?The guy from the first one?

 

Passion of christ 2! Crucify this ò.ó

 

You know how to use one of these?

 

You know how to use one of theeeesee?

 

This july...let him, who is without sin...kick the first ass

 

Geez, relax, do you think you are god himself?

 

No...he is over there!

 

Hey...you wanna see what I can do?

allright...ready?check it out

beer...glass...

allright...now watch this

Oh, hey, guess I'll go over here for a minute..ta tara tara tara...

Oh, Holy crap!

This still pouring itself!

Oh, wow

Thats amazing, I've never seen anyone do that!

wanna go out later? =D

 

Oh, uh, let me light that for you, baby

WOW!

Yeah...magic fingerrrssss

 

JESUS CHRIST!

 

What?

 

Get the acolade, We're out of here

 

Oh, can I say hi for a friend o' mine?

 

Uh...sure

 

Hi jesus!

 

No way =O

 

hello?

I know! I saw!! xD

 

*sutake dificil d intender*

 

So...basically...you can eat for many tree you want...except this one.

 

can we seat under it?

 

you know...I will just not go near at all...

 

Hey dad...uh...its me...listen...things here arent working out anymore...I just..I was wondering...Can I live with you in january for a while?

 

Oh..wow...kid...you know...I'd love that...But I dont know if now is the best time....maybe next year, ok?

I'll see you fryday night....

tell your mom I'll send the check!

 

so, where were we?*aliteraçaum toska*

 

Right about heeere

 

Ahh...come on...baby...it's my birthday....

 

No.

 

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Ah...duvido q alguem leia metade doq eu escrevi...se alguem leu, eu posso escrever o resto das falas

ou a traduçaum, se tiver algum interessado

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Ah...duvido q alguem leia metade doq eu escrevi...se alguem leu, eu posso escrever o resto das falas

ou a traduçaum, se tiver algum interessado

 

eu também duvido, desisti logo no começo (8))

mesmo assim .. valeu pela dedicação :lol:

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